omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
When you’re in the backseat and the front windows are down.
I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.
ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is
you can’t spell thug without hug
when someone say ”you’re welcome” before you get a chance to say “thankyou”
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
August is like the sunday of summer vacation
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
A Canadian trying to fit in.