kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

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martincyrus:

When you’re in the backseat and the front windows are down.

martincyrus:

When you’re in the backseat and the front windows are down.

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bewbin:

bewbin:

using cheap tactics to get followers is disgusting 

follow if u agree 

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officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

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kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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mcvirgin:

when someone say  ”you’re welcome” before you get a chance to say “thankyou”image

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tyleroakley:

shittier:

barraco barner 

scary

tyleroakley:

shittier:

barraco barner 

scary

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mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

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croutoncat:

August is like the sunday of summer vacation

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pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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lol-post:

A Canadian trying to fit in.

lol-post:

A Canadian trying to fit in.

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